水汪汪俱樂部

Don't bother to read it,
unless you are as bored as Kathleen.
Or you only read English, not Chinese.

How is birthday count?
If it is count by the time of your birth place,
my dearest friend Kathleen bought me
three cute little cheese cakes for my birthday.
They are very delicious French cakes
baked in Convoy by Korean baker with Japanese recipe.

If the birthday is count by the time zone
where the birthday girl is at,
I celebrated my birthday by going to school very early in the morning
to work on my composition.
And I ate lots and lots of junk food while composing.
I mean, really, bags of junk food!
I glazed so much that I was very afraid that
I might attract cockroaches and mice that have got good taste in food.

If I may count my birthday in Hawaiian time,
I got to drink two glasses of La Found du Mond (hummm, yammi!)
a small glass of port (oh, so sweet!)
and I kindly shared my cheese cakes with
an American idiot, a Canadian asshole and a British/Irish jerk.
That added up to ........ three clueless dudes.

And of course, I finished the gold flakes on the cheese cakes :-)